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ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!
My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!
send me which disney princess you think i would be
text meme 1/∞
i’ve been collecting funny/cute texts & texts from texts from last night for about 2 years. they’ve been sitting in a word document for a long time so with all the text memes i’ve been seeing around, i decided to take all the texts i’ve saved and make a meme with them bc why not. there’s a bit of everything bellow: fluff, silliness, nsfw, angst, etc etc
[text] Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
[text] I miss you more than I should.
[text] She’s/you’re the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
[text] I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don’t regret it.
[text] you hella high and freaked out about life and interest rates
[text] I love it when you moan my name.
[text] I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
[text] JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
[text] Let’s go get coffee and handcuffs.
[text] I thought you were better than this.
[text] Please stop calling.
[text] Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I’d say the sex was good
[text] I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
[text] I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
[text] 75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
[text] You think you’re funny, but you’re just an asshole.
[text] I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
[text] I wish things were different.
[text] We should probably end this.
[text] I don’t say it often enough, but I want you to know that I love you.
[text] Please let me know what I did to deserve you…I want to make sure I keep on doing it.
[text] I told you I’d ride your broomstick if you let me call you Harry Potter and you drew a lightning bolt on your forehead.
[text] I’m still laying in bed cuz I don’t feel like adulting yet
[text] I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
[text] What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I’d be a trophy wife! Get it?
[text] I’m sorry for everything.
[text] I just want to have sex that doesn’t end like a B-rated horror movie.
[text] Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I’m not sure she gets me anymore.
[text] I never should have left you there.
[text] I don’t have patience for riddles.[text] You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
[text] Dunno. My heart says “no”, my brain says “maybe” and my dick says “YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!”
[text] We had sex and he ended up in the hospital… don’t know if I should be worried or proud.
[text] Just tell me what’s wrong !
[text] let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
[text] I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
[text] … so it’s a date ?
[text] Can I come by?
[text] I thought we were ok ?
[text] I want you to meet my squirrel
[text] If blow jobs were a super power she’d be in the Justice League.
[text] Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can’t decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
[text] I can’t imagine life without you.
[text] Can’t wait to see you again.
[text] just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
[text] I should have told you first, I’m sorry.
[text] I’m sorry ! I don’t know what else to tell you !
[text] You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
[text] We are not together any more, remember ?
[text] why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
[text] did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
[text] Maybe we’ll see each other again.
[text] if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he’d think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
[text] I never thought we’d end up like this.
[text] Why do you keep doing this to me ?
[text] I’m so tired of your lies.
[tex] Why are you so angry ?
[text] I thought you were coming alone…. ?
[text] I should get him/you a card “thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication”
[text] I don’t understand…
[text] If I had a penis, I’d want to put it in you. And I’d treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
[text] You had to apologize for “being too aggressive about harry potter”
[text] We can work this out.
[text] We have a system, okay?
[text] I don’t have time to shower before my passport photos…your cum is all over my hair…that’s with me for 10 years now
[text] I know you’re on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven’t been spanked in years so if you’re still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
[text] I know you’ve been lying to me.
[text] You need to leave. Now !
[text] i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
[text] You’re so easy to be with and so hard to be without.
[text] Every morning I wake up with a sad face because I know it is the start of one more day without you.
[text] Everyone leaves.
[text] I don’t know how you put up with me.
[text] I just fell off a roof. So I’m kinda chillin for a minute.
[text] Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
[text] I’m 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
[text] please don’t leave me alone
[text] You cried at the bar for 30 minutes because you got your arm stuck in your sweater. You got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped you.
[text] I wish we had more time.
[text] shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
[text] I miss you every day.
[text] Please please pick up
[text] Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
[text] I’m out of practice. be my yoda
[text] Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn’t know where he is.
[text] Do you think it’ll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I’ve slept with both the bride and the groom?
[text] Someone said we’re out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying ‘but where will all the polar bears live”. That drunk.
[text] I’d just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
[text] You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. “Look I’m Harry Potter.”
[text] This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
[text] If u ever apologize to me for “too-rough” sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
[text] Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
[text] I’d help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I’m still drunk
[text] YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don’t think she’s going to call you.
[text] And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever… And I’ve seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo’s David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
[text] She’s/you are the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
[text] It’s not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
[text] I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
[text] We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
[text] She said she couldn’t find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
[text] Stop making me think about you. I’m busy.
[text] I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You’re welcome.
[text] You make me want to be better.
[text] You saw my boobs then looked up and yelled thank you jesus.
This is a PSA for those who have never heard of this beautiful show. This show is called Red Band Society and it’s about a bunch of dying kids yay fun times right?! Basically you’ve got your cancer patients, your anorexic, your girl with a failing heart, your boy with failing lungs, and the whole wonderful thing is narrated by a twelve year old in a coma.
This show delves into many different kinds of relationships between not only the children, but their doctors as well. Parental, platonic, romantic, you’ve got it all and they’re all beautiful.
Unfortunately this wonderful show is not getting notice and it is very possible that it will be cancelled. So if you haven’t seen it, maybe try it out? I thought it would be alright, but I was bored and slightly interested so I checked it out and I’m so glad I did because it’s my new favourite show! I really think it’s something almost anyone will love, and it’s so unique.
I’m such a great person I’ll even help you get started:
- you can watch the ENTIRE THING here
- S01E01 - Pilot
- S01E02 - Sole Searching
- S01E03 - Liar, Liar Pants on Fire
- S01E04 - There’s No Place Like Homecoming
- S01E05 - So Tell Me What You Want What You Really Really Want
I’m just kind of begging you guys to give this show a chance because I don’t think it deserves to be cancelled and I think y’all will love it <3
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THIS ughghghghghghghg it’s coming though IT IS
I’ve been having so many hcs for real
I miss iidy so much gah like just
Ron and Harry’s imaginary predictions for their Star charts in Divination which actually happen during their fourth year. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Page 196)
want to start circling this around again, because I am still amazed by the fact that I managed to see this
do you want to play a kerry washington face? check out francesca
a leonardo dicaprio face? here’s dante
a rachel mcadams face? maybe you’ll like alivia
do you want play richard madden war vet? we’d love to have a tobias
a blake lively art thief? you might like athena
a beautiful and complicated kristen stewart face? read casey’s bio
a dave franco pyromanic? here’s chase
a washed up fashion model with a drug addiction? you could play ruby
a single mother with a sophia bush face? here’s daphne
a smart sweetheart with an alfie enoch face? we’d love to have a samuel
"And stop acting like a little bitch baby!"
"Do not tell me how to feel right now!"
"We clean it and put it back. Hide it in plain sight."
"You should find your seat. Don’t wanna be a sitting duck when the shooter gets here."
"My God… you have no idea what you just walked into."
"This is Criminal Law 100 or as I prefer to call it, how to get away with murder."
“Take some notes kids. Because this is what pilates can do for you.”
“We are so, so screwed.”
“Smile or go to jail.”
“Guess we have more in common then I thought.”
“Do you know who anyone really is?”
“Never take a learning opportunity away from someone else. No matter how smart you need everyone to think you are.”
"I don’t kiss and tell."
"Like father like daughter."
"How in the hell do you find this crap?"
"The faster you type the faster you get your reward."
"Stop screwing the students."
"I bet you the boyfriend did it."
"You two need a room?"
"Kitchen’s for grown ups only."
"It wasn’t exactly… legal."
"You know usually I require dinner before I illegally hack into old ladies computer."
"I hope you’re not as bad a student as you are a liar."
"You’ll never know."
"I doubt Dad’ll want Mom to find out where he’s spending the kid’s tuition."
"I’m done talking to you."
"I get that’s hard to believe coming from me but its the truth."
"Quiet ones are usually the most dangerous."
"Only your boyfriend would be calling you this late."
"Told you I had good taste."
"What? You think you’re the only one that notices things?"
"Don’t you ever leave me like that again."
"I’m not going anywhere."
"It was a stupid thing that happened when I was a kid!"
"I have a plan for my life and it doesn’t include you ruining us."
"You don’t make history being liked."